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EDITORIAL CORNER
"Et in seminar inconstituensis"

wednesday april 14tj 2004
Monday of Holy Week 2004

Then I saw Her Face

the above meditations are pre-texts for the main course which is to come. A second draft may well be required with today's editorial, so I do beg your pardon if some people end up gossiping about a better edition and thereby winning pints for everyone.

definitely a Tuesday.

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Ah, play school, that reverer of infancy,
object of a thousand memories,
property of a culture, derelict-Dives divided.

Lenten stuff, fallacy, and, in time
The fondler and the consonant-fondled merge
The inconstant and the continental drift, insolvent in the bay
twelfth-multiplied critique of all that stretch of coastline.

>From here on Sunday you will see the pince-nez worn by Tito at Munich in 1947/48


J. Stalin                           b. Cowans     43
G.A.Greenidge l.b.w. b. Fraser 273
extras 4

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AUTHENTICITY PROVEN EDITORIAL: by FERNSY

Mohammad bin Akhtar

Mohammad bin Akhtar, who accompanied me on my trip to the Czech Republic in 1999, was perhaps best known before his retirement as a singer and Mexican hat dancer who first plied his trade on the Rieperbahn, supporting the bands and occasionally deputising if any of them were taken ill. It was there he learned that performance art is not necessarily sterile, as the Concrete-and-Marble structure Paris by an early sunset proves as it nestles in the valley of Sinh, just outside Babylon.

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I wonder, you know, what Jesus's disciples must have felt like when he suddenly said "o.k. lads, now here's the deal. They're after me for treason and after I'm gone they're sure to do you lot."


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What's on Radio Three today?
To be found via the above link. This handy site lets Fernsy know when to tune into his favourite classical music station! Fernsy listens to Radio 3 whenever Dvorak Brahms Bach Beethoven or any other major composer who is or has been in his record collection is being played.

The Institute of Ideas
An intriguing new find of Fernsy's. Give it a whirl.

The Microsoft Gaming Zone
Where Fernsy plays chess, and occasionally cribbage. But only on Internet Explorer, because those nasty people at Microsoft won't update it for Netscape 6.

PARAMAHANSA YOGANANDA - SELF-REALIZATION FELLOWSHIP

(Fernsy gets his God fix from this site. Occasionally. There's much more to be gained from reading Yogananda's books and trying out meditative techniques).

THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH
(Fernsy has been here once, on very important visit, to ordain himself in the state of California. You can, too!).nb this will not entitle you to perform circumcisions.

Pictures of Your Wife  
(where most of my traffic comes from, if Nedstat is to be believed, this site is nothing more than a locale for people to meet for a swift morning coffee and a research post for academics interested in the topic at hand. But since I was made an honorary assistant editor by my good friend who runs the site, I include the link here.)

Sam Sloan's website
(madness. pure, utter madness. a man who claims to be a sex god, a chess genius, a political analyst, a good father, and a wronged New York taxi driver. A man who got himself investigated and put on a blacklist by just about every Intelligence Agency in the United States of America, if he is to be believed. Go to his site and ask him about the Afghan situation...)

Dr. Dave's Chess Site
Chess! Chess!! More chess!!! Where I learned to fianchetto my bishop last thing at night...

CricInfo
(Best of luck to Nasser and the lads. Things'll come right for them in the end, and he's gone up in my estimation for the interview he gave at the end of the third test. There's much work to be done, but in my view Nasser could be the man to do it.)
Fernsy is proved right once again!
The Idler
Sit Down for Your Rights! Join the Idle Revolution.

The MRLP
The political site of the decade, midlands chapter.

(That's enough for now. - Ed.)



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SELECTED POEMS


Aftermath
(excerpts)

I

Among the rubble of a Tuesday afternoon
Lies a culture, stock still, its ego
Burned and scattered, like too many
Adolescences at once. The world vibrates
In nauseous shock. Little Gidding, Dresden,
Pearl Harbor and New York come very close.

Pray for us now and at the hour of our death

II

Among the rubble of the future-as-it-was,
Pax Romana. Come into the wardrobe, out
>From under the bed: a direct hit
Will kill, wherever we are. Later we'll go
For a pint, but first, look there -
The lion slouches yet.

Tumnus's death shall not be in vain


IV

Among the rubble of these office blocks,
A fireman throws up, and on a mobile phone
Another orders skunk, while in the bath
Another scrubs and scrubs and scrubs,
But sweat and bloody tears
Come much too fast, and so he mouths

Holy Mary, mother of God


V

Among the rubble of a Tuesday afternoon,
The living and the dead, for rescue knocks
A phantom menace. A film of dust
Cakes the cinema, and this new Fight Club
Isn't for the cameras. From east to west
Nation speaks peace unto nation, so that
A perfect offering may be tried, at least.

Git inside, ma. Storm's a-comin'

Pray for us.

2001



Ali-Cats

The artexed ceiling of a living room
Protects a backstreet's double yellow lines
Whose course across the stone-brick floor defines
This bar's no-parking zone. Within this gloom

The feeble spotlights serve to illustrate
Some random words depicted on the walls
That, when the clapped-out conversation stalls
Its tank will fuel, its body renovate.

How many exchanges will these beacons save
>From rocks of what-to-say, of all-seems-spent,
Communicative currency present
And keep the evening from an early grave?

And for those without urge or chance to spend?
For lovers with their pupil-widened eyes
Transacting gazes, or the resigned sighs
Of, lost in thought, the single-without-friend?

These, too, are catered for. Reverberate
The speakers and the very soul in phase -
Track on relentless track the music plays
On minds and attitudes. The night grows late;

I'll finish my third cider, turn to go,
Possessor of a fed-and-watered love,
And hit the chilly Brighton street above,
With alcohol and thoughts of you aglow.


The Wait

Armed to the teeth with beauty, just in case,
Book on hand, to look at, not to read,
Relaxation declines the dance, and need,
If faintly, still is etched upon your face...

Light bounces off the buses that won't stop
Driving their tyre-treads across your brain,
Weakening further the cracking water-main
Of spring-loaded eyes, as hopeful spirits drop.

O lucky girl! Take heart - he will be here;
Although a little late, yet has he passed
La Mira, his crossword blank; but when at last
5 Down resolves itself shall joy appear

Within his countenance, all dark shades flee
And Venus guide his wingéd thoughts to thee

both 1998


Refereeing

Watch from the lines. Assume the black
and the whistle. On either side
will be entertainment.
Balance on that pivot. Reject
whoever you were, for what you are now
is Arbiter, Rome, where all roads lead.

The earth will move with your joy,
your wisdom will be sought
and all you feared you thought
will fall and be buried like Troy.

2001
miniature prayer for my wife

Unnumbered tomorrows isolate
from the Most High Current
our devices. Our pins await
the double-plug crescent

that will adorn our arms.
Power-sharing is the future,
as for each other's harms
we provide the suture.

Our junta, if the words be true,
will never be broken
till with all souls, you
and I in God are woken.

                                                       2002


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