Cat Quotes and Sayings

• "I like my food to move.": CAT
• "I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
• "I'm gonna eat you, little fishy!" Cat
• "MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
• "You can't have my shiny thing!": Cat
• *%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! ...and stay OFF my keyboard!
• 9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
• A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
• A cat is a four footed allergen.
• A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
• A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
• A cat is an extension of God.
• A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
• A cat is easier to train than a woman.
• A cat is nobody's fool.
• A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection.
• A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
• A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
• A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
• A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
• A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
• A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain
• A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
• A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
• A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird and a cat is a person.
• A dog is a dog, but a Cat is a purrrrson.
• A dog is prose; a cat is a poem.
• A harmless, necessary cat.
• A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
• After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
• All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
• All I need to know I learned from my cat.
• Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
• An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
• And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted
• And on the 8th day, God created cats....
• And what are cat diapers called? PamPurrs?
• And why did cats decide to become domestic animals?
• Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
• Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
• Aren't cats just widdle furry balls of balls of love?
• At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself!
• At such times, us wise Cats retire to meditate...
• Avoid messes: Cover cat before microwaving.
• Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
• Bake 350 for 40 minutes - cat should be flaky, not tough.
• Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
• Best you take my advice...before the cat eats it.
• But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
• But I don't wanna put Cool-Whip on the cat!
• Call my cat?! No, I just run the can opener...
• Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
• Cat Fu: Cat bathing as martial art.
• Cat Problem: Being mistaken for Bill the cat.
• Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
• Catalog: the cat's firewood
• Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.
• Catalyst (n.) An alphabetical list of cats.
• Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
• Catatonic (n.) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
• Catatonic: An aging cat in desperate need for Geritol.
• Catholic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem.
• Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
• Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
• Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
• Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
• Clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]:a group of cats
• Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
• Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower!
• Curiosity killed the cat? What the heck they got 9 lives.
• Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
• Definition: Cat Scan. Searching for kitty.
• Do Invisible Cats Drink Evaporated Milk?
• Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
• Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
• Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
• Don't ask me. The cats are in charge around here.
• DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:...
• Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards!
• ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
• Even a noseless cat can smell.
• Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxis.
• Every Dog has his Day, but the Nights belong to Cats!
• Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that darn bug at?
• Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
• Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
• Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
• Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
• Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
• Gotta run... the cat's caught in the printer again!
• Great! My cat's been cashing my reality checks again....
• Had a cat once. Tasted like a hairball!
• He who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than they.
• Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
• Hmmm... A giant fire breathing cat just teleported in.
• How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
• How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat...
• How do you explain Daylight Savings to a cat?
• Humans: creatures subservient to cats.
• I love cats! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
• I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
• I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
• I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
• I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
• I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
• I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
• I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
• I got a cat for my wife. I think it was a fair trade.
• I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
• I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
• I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
• I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
• I had a dog tagline, but my cat ate it...
• I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
• I interfaced my cat and my radio. I just got hiss.
• I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
• I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
• I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
• I understand cats, women are the mystery!
• I was a cat in my other lives.
• I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
• I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouseholes.
• I'm the boss. My cat said so!!
• I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
• If a stud cat gets fixed, its broken...
• If cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
• If cats bought catfood it would wiggle.
• If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
• If he throws up once more, I'm gonna name that cat CHUCK!
• If I throw a cat out of a car window, is it kitty litter?
• If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
• If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
• If you would know a man, observe how your cat treats him.
• In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
• In a lifetime, the average cat sheds 14.95 lbs. of fur.
• In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
• Is it better to call cat taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
• Is that you singing, or does the cat want in?
• Is yours a real cat or does it come when you call it?
• It took my cat a month to fully train me.
• It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat.
• It's 11:00pm, do you know what your cats are shredding?
• It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
• It's the cat's house; I just pay the mortgage.
• Kick cat for service.
• Kiss a cat, you might like it
• Kitty Wells = where cats go to drink
• Love to, but I have to floss my cat.
• Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
• Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
• Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
• Mice Crispies: breakfast of champion cats!
• Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
• Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
• Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filed.
• My :* cat :* :* walks all :* over me.
• My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily!
• My cat has left me to play Socks on SNL.
• My cat is good for nothing, but he's very, very good!
• My cat makes me search the room for invisible intruders.
• My cat thinks it's a dog ... it goes MEARF MEARF.
• My cat typed this tagline. <meow Prrrrr>
• My cat wasn't broke but I had her fixed anyway.
• My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
• My cat's name is Winky, The One Eyed Wonder Kitty.
• My dog thinks he's human, but my cat KNOWS she's God.
• My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's God.
• My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my Cat.
• My other cat ignores me too!
• My other cat is a Jaguar
• My tennis racket's broken, can I borrow your cat?
• Network management is like herding cats.
• Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
• Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
• Never trust a smiling cat.
• Never try to out stubborn a cat.
• Nothing is more relaxed than a sleeping cat.
• Official Tagline of the 1996 Cat Spearing Competition.
• One cat just leads to another.
• One great thing about cats--they don't bark.
• Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
• PURR if you love cats
• Purranoia: the fear your cat is up to something.
• Purranoia: The feeling that your cats are out to get you.
• Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
• Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
• Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
• Scatology, The science of shooing cats.
• Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", And cats don't care.
• She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
• So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
• Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~ )_+| #~
• Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
• Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
• Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
• Taglines are like cats. You just think they're yours.
• That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
• The best exercise for a cat is a dog.
• The best exercise for a cat is another cat.
• The cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
• The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
• The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
• The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arab myth)
• The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
• The cat, ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
• The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
• The heck with fuzzy slippers! Just give me a warm cat on my feet.
• The more known about people, the more to admire in cats.
• The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets!
• The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat.
• The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...
• The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails.
• The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat.
• The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
• There is no such thing as a "free" cat.
• There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
• There's more than one way to scan a cat.
• There's more than one way to skin a cat. Get a sander!
• There's never a cat around when you need one.
• There's no such thing as Just a Cat!
• There's nothing like a cat to give your home that lived-in look.
• Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
• To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking."
• To be, or not to be... Only cats really know, and they won't tell.
• To discover proper respect for authority, ask any cat.
• To the old cat, the tender mouse.
• Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats!
• Turn your cat on--Invest in a buck's worth of catnip.
• Two cats are a circus, three a coup, six a revolution
• Typos? Blame my cat.
• WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
• Washed the cat; took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue!
• We are all cat toys here.
• We got rid of the kids -- the cat was allergic to them!
• We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
• Wear natural fibers. Hug your cat.
• Well I've confirmed it - cats can't swim.
• Well, *do* cats have dimples?!?
• What do macrobiotic cats eat? Brown mice
• What do you mean, you formatted the cat?!?!
• What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzzball of fun!
• When I play in the sandbox the cat keeps covering me up.
• When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. -Persian Fable
• Where do you go to catch anorexia?
• Where'd the cat go? "Erp-p-ppp," said the parrot.
• Why do cats have canine teeth?
• Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't fish fly?
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• Women & Cats do as they like. Men and Dogs get used to it.
• Women and cats do as they like.
• Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
• Yeah, I love cats too...want to trade recipes?
• You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
• You mean there ARE cat-positive taglines? Why?
• You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
• You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
• Your cat just ran over my dog.
• Your Honor, my bird wants a peace bond with the cat.
• Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want - Joseph Wood Krutch
• Off all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain