| WIFESPEAK | ENGLISH
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| You want. | You want
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| We need. | I want
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| It's your decision. | The correct decision should be obvious by now
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| Do what you want. | You'll pay for this later
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| We need to talk. | I need to complain
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| Sure... go ahead. | I don't want you to.
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| I'm not upset. | Of course I'm upset, you moron.
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| You're ... so manly. | You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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| You're certainly attentive tonight. | Is sex all you ever think about?
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| I'm not emotional, and I'm not overreacting! | I'm on my period.
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| Be romantic, turn out the lights. | I have flabby thighs.
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| I want new curtains. | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
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| This kitchen is so inconvenient. | I want a new house.
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| I need wedding shoes. | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
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| Hang the picture there. | NO, I mean hang it there!
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| I heard a noise. | I noticed you were almost asleep.
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| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive.
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| How much do you love me? | I did something today you're really not going to like.
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| I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
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| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful.
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| You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me.
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| Are you listening to me!? | [Too late, you're dead.]
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| Yes. | No
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| No. | No
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| Maybe. | No
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| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry.
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| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
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| Was that the baby? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
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| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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| All we're going to buy is a soap dish. | It goes without saying
that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look
at a few new pocket books, and OMIGIOD there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these
pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your chequebook?
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| In answer to "What's wrong?".... |
| The same old thing. | Nothing.
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| Nothing. | Everything.
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| Everything. | I've got PMT.
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| Nothing, really. | It's just that you're such an asshole.
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| I don't want to talk about it. | Go away, I'm still building up steam.
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